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Aug. 6th, 2004 @ 04:44 pm RIP RICK JAMES
Current Mood: sad
I first ran my credit report in May last year.... Finally everything is clean I have my home loan preaproval! WAHOO! We are going to look at houses tomorrow, Its so nice to finally have in writing that I have a loan guranteed for when I find the house that I like. Now comes the finding a house part, or perhaps a nice Igloo, I should ask my loan officer if FHA provides igloo loans...

So a man was killed today at an apartment complex, apparently one guy was playing loud music, the neighbor screamed for him to turn it down, they exchanged words, then the gentleman kicked through the wall between their apartments and shot the man with a shotgun killing him. The policemen on the news said that it was unfortunate that a death and a fatality had to take place... death AND fatality... hmm so is he EXTRA EXTRA dead???

Rick James Died of a Stroke today.... We have lost a truly great man and musician today... Here is my tribute to you Rick James



She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please

{Refrain}
That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow

Super freak, super freak

She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
>From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown

Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

{Refrain}



Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

Blow, Danny!
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Jul. 28th, 2004 @ 07:27 pm Is it just me or is the news stupid...
Current Mood: curious
The news had a special on water saftey today, they said that the number one thing you can do to be safe in the water is...

Know how to swim...
Now I would consider that a gimme, but if they want to break it down to that level wouldn't the number one water saftey measure be dont drown?

Then they had converage of a helicopter crash in detroit, the said that police were wondering what brought it down, im no scientist but im gonna go with gravity.

I was watching COPS today, they busted a guy for soliciting a prostitute, but all that he asked her to do was spank him... and they busted him anyways, that doesnt seem right to me. IF I were to pick up a prostitute and pay her 30 bucks to vaccum my living room, would that be illegal too?

A coworker of mine bought cherries, they were steamless. Now I can only assume due to the nature of fruit that they couldnt have been grown like that. Is it safe to assume someone out there has a full time job tearing off cherry stems? Talk about a sweet deal....
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Jul. 26th, 2004 @ 10:09 pm Fond memories of Cebu.....
So the day started off interestingly...

Liz bought a new alarm clock for my bedroom. It is rather interesting, it has a light on the top of it that changes colors... blue, purple, red, very entertaining. Well apparently the snooze function on it is rather difficult to master, and without any prior experience I found myself outmatched this morning. As the stroke of 6am came upon me, I was awoken by a slow and gentle beep. I reached over and pressed the snooze button, but alas the beeping continued. My repeated efforts to snooze the alarm were unsuccessful, as the beeping grew louder and faster, so did my anger grow. Eventually I resorted to my cave man instincts and began to violently smash the alarm, throwing the various odds and ends on my nightstand to the floor. Eventually I was triumphant and the alarm ceased to beep. Fortunately for the alarm clock, it appears to have survived the assault. I pray that tomorrow morning at the stroke of 6 things go smoother, the next battle will be one to the death.....

On an unrelated note I drank a can of Mango Juice from the foreign market today apparently imported from the Philippines, on the can it read, Remember the wonders of Cebu... Intrigued I decide to reminisce of this mystical place... It was quite magical. (After some research I found that Cebu is a province in the Philippines)
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Jul. 25th, 2004 @ 08:44 pm I cannot believe that I am doing this....
Alright I am succumbing to the pressure of my peers.... I will start blogging... In reality no one is pressuring me to do this... but I have a few friends who have inspired me to begin to jot down a few of my daily events and incoherent mumblings.. perhaps just for my own amusement.. It is also entirely possible that this will last like stone wash in the 80's and this may be one of my only updates. But thats the risk you take when you have the attention span of a japanese beetle.

Friday night, (Or Saturday morning dependent on how you look at it) Liz's friend Ashley came over. We hadnt hung out in a long time, on account of Ashleys baby and all, but it was like old times. We were up until almost 5am before Ashely left and I promptly passed out on my bed. We couldnt go out on account of Moose (My slightly less of a male now sheltie) getting his boys chopped off, so we just hung out at my place all night.

Saturday... Ughh... Woke up at 8am ( yeah thats right 3 hours of sleep.) To drive to ST Clair Shores.. (1.5 hours from my house.) Mike, a friend from work, just broke up with his fiance. Apparently his Jaguar (car not the animal, although that would have made this more entertaining) is in both his and her name, but her name is on the registration. She called the police and told them to call Mike and tell him that he had 24 hours to surrender the car before it was reported stolen. Mike clearly needed someone to go with him to pick him up after he left the keys there and I was the lucky candidate. Upon arrival Mike calls me to let me know that her brothers and parents are there so watch out for drama. Aside from evil looks I managed to steer clear of any conversation with the family. All went pretty civil until Angela (the X finace) decided to throw his clothes all over the front lawn) After arriving home I started to watch some movie on USA and promptly fall asleep for several hours.

Sunday... Yeah... Virtually nothing aside from fixing Liz's closet... the part of the closet wear you hang the clothes from.. Liz broke a few weeks ago. I warned her it was looking rough and she should take her 900 lbs of clothes off so I could fix it before it broke. In usual Liz fashion she heeded none of my warnings, and the closet broke. So after an hour of swearing and sweating all fixed.


Experience BIEGE!!!!
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